This, to the tune of Sugar Magnolia

We have received and confirmed reports that Federal personnel are present in Pasadena. At this time, no enforcement activity has been confirmed. We understand the anxiety and fear that these reports can create for many in our community. I urge our community to remain calm,

You sent your troops here without fuel, food, water or a place to sleep. Here they are — being forced to sleep on the floor, piled on top of one another. If anyone is treating our troops disrespectfully, it is you Donald J. Trump.

LA gets to celebrate this because we all used to live there

fucking apocalypse

If this is what you signed up for then kiss my wondrously black ass. Twice.

I guess Alexa thinks “Doo Wop Boys” contains a slur worth censoring…

Hey, is that new life still awaiting me in the off-world colonies? Asking for a friend.

"There IS a Space Force!" - PETE THE RETAILER, Rise of Skywalker Minute 98: Candy Lando's w/ Heather Antos, Star Wars Minute #starwarsminute #PeteTheRetailer

Hey, what’s a great album from the 90s that I’ve ignored until this point because the band name just sounded too stupid?

TELL US WHAT YOU KNOW OF PROTOCULTURE!

Good morning to that white ox that lives right where the 118 meets the 210 and nobody else.

R.I.P. It Out

Time for the annual JAWS game: espn.com/nhl/preview/_/…

John Tavares watching on as Matthew Schaefer celebrates his OT goal, what a cinematic shot given the history. 👀🔥

The Naboo royal court putting up ‘96 Chicago Bulls numbers

The piano-playing, puppeteering comedian Floyd Vivino, better known as Uncle Floyd, was 74. avclub.com/rip-uncle-floy…