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I’ve figured out a hack for this: Writing my own sentences.

…… wut

i’m sorry this is evil

*Peter Griffin voice* ah sweet! man-made horrors beyond my comprehension

this is one of those weeks that’s made it abundantly clear that not only are we never going back to sane, “business as usual” politics, but we’ve mutated out of hyper-partisan, authoritarian Trump 1.0 politics into a far, far uglier beast. and it’s all just really sad.

coming to realize my final form is just the anchor from Network (1976)

Gen Alpha coming of age at a time when literacy rates are plunging is concerning, but at least they’ve never known an era when Trumpism wasn’t the norm! nothing particularly *existential* about that combination! the destruction of objective reality will be his legacy.

are you delulu? that Labubu is a Lafufu

they still got it

Having 44/50 State governments start a partisan nuclear arms race 15 months before the 2026 Midterm elections seems like a good way for scores of millions of Americans to contest the validity of the results of those elections, and a very bad way to run a Republic.

we’re ending American democracy because the green M&M took off her go-go boots

i saw an ad for “Speechify” today that centered on a college-aged woman raving about how the text to speech software is so good “i’ve pretty much stopped being able to read!” she proclaims this proudly, giddily into the camera. all of these ⬇️ takes are on the money, tragically.

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day 14 of Sydney Sweeney discourse! give it up for day 14!

he diddled those kids

not really the point but i love how the text has ChatGPT em dashes