At least Greg Sheridan didn't get a word in for more Defence spending. Will his dig at Palestinians be enough to earn his keep?

Lord, let @JulieBishopMP take a leaf out of Merritt Wever's book at the UN General Assembly s'il vous plaît.

God I miss Kevin.

Ban Ki Moon made a hilarious plaisaterie about including Julie Bishop's stare in the UN treaty on light weapons trade at General Assembly.

@Jo_Laverty Poplars? That is merely the confetti blanc descending inconspicuously from the flights MPs rely upon to do government business.

I had a rêve horrible. Kevin had retired!

Feel like I'm at an Irish catholic funeral. Everyone sad but yet happy for the liberatation from the burdens of life/gov. #progressiveoz

Kevin is not done yet. Rumors of a new republican push for 2020. #POTAR

Kevin to stand down, then run in 2016 from outside parliament. Newman style. He'll get to run a rank and file preselection campaign too.

@2FBS I'll take those odds. I'm actually in discussions with Jakarta post.

Abbott showing the diplomatic ignorance of a priest at schoolies. Thinks he's nailing it.

In a video store and need a recommendation. Must be foreign language,

My article today The Sydney Morning Herald on why I've only ever driven a Peugeot. #fabricationfrançaise

#Breaking Political staffers swear... and sometimes it is political!

If you're disenchanted with the state of our democracy I recommend bombing Manuka. N....ow! #likeflies

Tomorrow in the Oz: Labor hypocrite faceless men won't preselect Peppa Pig and how Obeid drove a Holden away with no more to pay #dodgydeals

I'm thrilled to announce the appointment of Natasha Stott Despoja AM as Australia's Ambassador for Women and Girls: foreignminister.gov.au/releases/2013/…

Gina Rinehart to be named Fairwork Ombudsmen.

Staff to Hockey: 'Good draft Joe. But it needs an analogy to tie it together.' Hockey to Hunt: 'Greg, can u wiki analogy?' #mountaintoclimb

Someone please run @TonyAbbottMHR #davos speech through a plagiarism checker. Pretty sure he stole pars from economics for dummies #G20