Tomorrow night!!! (Ignore previous tweet saying “tonight!” I was hacked. Yeah. That’s what happened…)

“They’re eating the dogs” is as off the rails as he’s ever been. Not even Moved To Bluesky would come up with that in his wildest flights of fancy. #Debate2024 #TrumpHarrisDebate

People who Trump brags about preferring him: Viktor Orban Vladimir Putin Hannibal Lecter Armie Hammer Woody Allen Aaron Hernandez Anna Delvey Jon Bennet’s Parents Goofus Gary Coleman’s wife (1/298)

When U try 2 scare people that crime is a problem in ur city and turns out u r the criminal.

What has four thumbs and loves improv? Ugh... sorry everybody. Just come see "2 Square" 10/25 and 10/26 at 8PM The iO Theater Peter Grosz And here's a link to buy tickets: ci.ovationtix.com/36725/producti…

In only two weeks we'll be in Chicago! Tickets are still on sale now! The iO Theater Peter Grosz

These shows are going to be awesome. 2 Square featuring me and John Lutz, returns to The iO Theater, from whence it sprang! Get your tickets today

Project 2025 is too long to read which is why it's great that a bunch of comic book creators got together to show you exactly how scary is stopproject2025comic.org

These shows are this weekend! 2 Square returns to The iO Theater. Tickets here ci.ovationtix.com/36725/producti…

2 Square is back at ⁦UCB Theatre NY⁩! 830pm Wednesday 10/30. Tickets here! ucbcomedy.com/show/2-square/

This is so good and stays good all the way to the end. Made me very happy

Trump and Johnson pulled one over on Gaetz. Knew he wasn’t gonna get confirmed as AG but got him to resign from Congress! Now neither has to deal with him! And he’s so dumb I bet they’re promising him he can be ambassador to Teenistan and he’s super psyched!

It’s our last show of the year! Come see us this Thursday Dec 19th @7:00PM. Tickets are only 10 bucks! ⁦Peter Grosz⁩ ⁦UCB Theatre NY⁩ ucbcomedy.com/show/2-square-…

Tonight!!!

This show is stacked with funny! amber ruffin Jenny Hagel @JeffRightNoww Matt Goldich Ben Warheit Peter Grosz and me!!! Link to the tickets below!

Another Don’t Tell Seth show this Friday January 31st The Bell House 730pm! Sketch, standup and improv from of the Late Night writers concerts.livenation.com/dont-tell-seth….

Since Kendrick gets to do the Super Bowl Halftime Show it’s really nice they’re letting Drake do the Puppy Bowl Halftime Show. To the victor goes the spoils…

Great night to be the guy who sells grease to the Philly police department #Eagles

I wrote this piece imagining an unhinged monologue from Pam Bondi, our embarrassment of an AG! bostonglobe.com/2025/07/21/opi… Free trial for Globe here bostonglobe.com/freetrial

Opinion | ‘What even are files?’ — and other things I imagine Attorney General Pam Bondi could say. By Peter Grosz Boston Globe Opinion bostonglobe.com/2025/07/21/opi… via The Boston Globe