1000 followers… wow! That’s a LOT of you! Can’t believe this account which only had like 70 followers yesterday got a boost because I decided to revive it, haha. Here’s to another ten years of explaining jokes! Maybe.

Gonna kill my goddamn wife for acting like this

Hey gamers, Peter here. I won’t be explaining jokes for a while because my creator has decided to go on a break. See y’all soon, Peter out!

2000 followers?! Sweet Jesus, that’s so many of you! Thank you all so much!

Who is this impostor trying to replace me while I’m taking a small break?!

If Peter Griffin likes your tweet, remember that he is coming to explain your joke. You have ten seconds to prepare for his arrival

quagmire here stupid peter left his phone at the drunken clam YES i would smash her so much

giggity

ngl that gray girl hanging is w faps to me ! !

QUAGMIRE TAKEOVER BEGINS TODAY

oh my god

someone just sent me this. they can not handle the Quag

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Welp, Quagmire got too distracted jerking off to Bowser Fart porn and I managed to snatch back my phone. New joke explainings coming soon!

Who keeps spreading these false rumours about me?!?!

So. Ernie the Giant Chicken is dead. Good riddance.

Peter here, I’m so sorry if I haven’t explained jokes in a while. To be honest, I’m getting kinda tired and I just need a break time to time. Besides that, I’ll try to be active more right now!