Nothing beats a jet2 holiday......

"I am once again asking for your financial support"

Don't mean to brag, but managed to get registered at an NHS dentist today.

We used to be a country.

Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?

I've seen a couple of these groups pop up. It's thinly veiled racism at best. Some of the blokes involved are absolute dangers themselves.

She plead guilty after tweeting about how Asylum Hotels should be burned down, along with everyone in them. And she thinks she's Nelson fucking Mandela. Fuck off.

Absolute scenes as Purple Aki arrives at the pearly gates, and starts chasing Captain Tom round the gaff. "Show us your squat technique laaaaa"

A lot of people saying they agree with what Rylan had to say which is scary and shows how much people just don’t understand things and this is exactly why the Far Right are becoming so noisy and everyone is blindly going along with the rubbish they are spouting

JD Vance is Americas Paddington Bear.

So many layers as to why this is fucking hilarious.

🔥 Hang tight re #LucianaBerger , as I’m suing certain individuals. I can’t say all I want to say, right now. ( legal advise ) Just know, if I win or lose, you ALL will know about HER back door dealings. #MurdochMedia 🔥

Shit like this is why we don't get any new episodes of The Thick Of It. Politics is beyond parody. We are living within a black mirror esque meme world.

Someone, somewhere, listened to Andrea Jenkins explain this plan and went "yeah, that sounds incredible definitely do it".

Me catching up on what I missed on my two hour drive.

I had such high hopes for the new left party, but today has been an absolute shit show in terms of, well, everything.

I love where I live. Every year we have a lantern festival, and this year they have gone above and beyond. Here is a lantern in the form of a giant Jarvis Cocker from Pulp. It will parade round the town illuminated from within.