Decided to paint the loft hatch yesterday, realised after a bit of touching up today that I have painted it shut!

Watching pimp my ride is a new low point!

From 9.30 - 10.30 a stream of satellites will be going over from west to east. If you are outside, look up!

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/CBATaeQHkAA/…

I'm not watching riots and all that nonsense, but I must say watching porridge has to be up there with only fools and horses. Not as good but certainly up there.

Congratulations Liverpool fc, thoroughly deserved. What a great year! 👏

Only 6 days to go and we will have you looking as good as new! Get booked via booksy.com. instagram.com/p/CB-ovwzHkL4/…

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/CDTXZj2nBQi/…

Man city are going to win the league! #mcfc

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/CLmx8n5n8DF/…

I cant believe Domenico Riccio missed his hair appointment first thing this morning! I got up early and brought him a cappuccino and a packet of garibaldi biscuits especially! #blacklisted

If England win Euro 2020, we’ll give away this new season Stone Island overshirt! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Retweet & follow @LabelMenswear to enter

Cant believe NP didn't show up for his hair appointment! Shocked and disappointed, the CCJ is in the post!

Let's see how many people we can get following this account within a week! It's now Sunday night and we have 42 followers. Tweet, Retweet and if we have 1K followers by next Sunday night, every follower will be put into a raffle for a very special prize! 👀💙 #BlueArmy #CTFC

Come on USA!

Come on Fiji!