Don't miss Emma Willmann Usama Siddiquee Ryan Long Mike Feeney Peter Revello & more tonight on our 8PM! newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/emma-wi…

[youth pastor voice] you know who else was arrested the week before Easter?

New York Comedy Club Presents Matt Pavich hosted by harshil ft. Peter Revello & Ariel Elias tonight at 7PM! newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/new-yor…

Ending every google search with “bitch” so google knows who’s really in charge

Eric Adams: The air quality in New York is worse than New Delhi. But here in New York, we got swag. We go to the new deli down the street and order a chopped cheese. [looking up] Y’all notice the sky is orange? There’s ghosts here. Theyre in my house

Max is a funny boy. Give him a gander

Some of my closest friends are cis

Listen I don’t agree with her politics but if an incorrigible poltergeist doesn’t get you horny, then you’re made of stone

Big news! I wrote and directed a short horror film called THIN SKINNED! And it's coming to a festival near you! This lil shrieker stars Janine Harouni, Joe DeRosa, Sajda Waite, and the inimitable Richard Kind! Check out the trailer below! youtube.com/watch?v=9oabpH…

"I'm a Normal Guy" SMOLDERING, my debut special, comes out 11/9. Directed by Skoy, ft Pat Byrne Chris Donahue Pat Byrne and more!

A goose just shit on my window and I’m no veterinarian but that goose is unwell.

Two weeks from today! Taping 'Down With Tech' at the The Comedy Cellar 8pm sold out link for 10pm below TWITTER WAS A BETTER NAME FOR THIS, ELON comedycellar.com/reservations-n…

If you love pussy but are falsely accused of being a bussy hound, please know there are resources out there to help you defend your reputation.

Listen to Sam! Come out! Grab tickets in my bio!

Watch my special premiere on YouTube right now! I’ll be in the chat GANG! youtu.be/e-PGVxGEpA0?si…

Start your week off right with 🔥 stand-up from @joyellenicole, Peter Revello, and Wilfred Padua! 📺 Stream #LMAOF for free: of.tv/lmaof48

Got a bad dad so I’m celebrating Father’s Day like Jews on Christmas by eating Chinese food and going to the movies

Same energy?