Latest from the palace: Charles has confirmed that Meghan Markle is the new Queen.

Imagine being sacked by Liz fucking Truss. Imagine. Like being eaten by soup.

The soup has eaten itself.

True or false, the working title of "I'm In Love With My Car" by Queen was originally "I Had Sex With My Car" but John Deacon refused to play it.

Fuck the Iron Maiden stamps, I heard that Fast Eddie Clarke is going to be on the back of the new £20 note.

I'm pleased to hear that Nadhim Zahawi has now been given the opportunity to evade more tax away from the glare of public scrutiny.

This is such deeply shit news.

There are fucking hedge mazes which would make better live music venues than Newcastle Riverside.

No thanks, I'm fine.

Teesside is being well represented in the list of Britain's Shittest Cunts.

Surely people have learned by now not to rejoice every time something "bad" happens to Boris Johnson? He will come back, and it will be worse.

Just a quick reminder that if you work for @ticketmaster you should fucking rot.

I'm no economist, but I dunno, does it seem weird to anyone else that the solution to inflation, according to the banks, is for the banks to take more money off people who are struggling with inflation? Have I got that right?

Does anyone know where The Boys had been, prior to being Back in Town?

Tories pleased to announce HS2 corruption successfully completed without benefitting dirty Northern scum.

Hounded out by the Wokerati I heard. You can't say anything these days.