I’m so jealous of anyone who got to watch paint dry tonight

An insight into the last 14 years of BBC protocol

Absolutely fuming that Britain has surrendered sovereignty of the largely uninhabited Chagos Islands, which are 6000 miles away and which you cannot really visit and which I first heard about several hours ago.

Khalil Rountree to Alex Pereira in his first post-#UFC307 social media post: "Thanks for helping me see that I'm ready to take on the world."

This series has the potential to be an absolute all-timer #BBUK

'Take the handbrake off,' they said. 'Play all the talents,' they said. Or maybe we're not quite as good as we think we are.

Jesus, Laura. Even by your standards this is just awful. 😳 #bbclaurak

England fans crying over needing a ‘real coach’ after making two finals in three years, now concerned that it’s a bad move to hire one of the best managers in recent history when it comes to knockout football. Poetry

Three days apart.

I respect Neville, but he's started this by saying we should have hired an English coach and proceeded to complain about how bad English coaching is right now

Howe: “I was crushed. For weeks, I couldn’t even touch a Full English.. but then I thought, I’ll show them.. I’ll have a Fuller English.” Humphrey: “Wow, amazing..” Howe: “I’d cover my cooked breakfast in custard and Carling.” Humphrey: “That’s incredible..”

Gary Neville invents biscuit dunking

No ‘regular’ episode from us this weekend. Who’s for the return of a ‘Cider With:’ instead? 🍎🍏

A Cider With: Jamie McAllister. Coming later tonight.

Episode out now, wherever you listen to your podcasts. We discuss Jamie’s playing & coaching career, not wanting to leave City in either capacity, and the debacle of Summer 2020.

Knocking out Alexander Volkanovski and Max Holloway back to back at 27 years old might be the craziest accomplishment we have seen in the UFC

"When somebody shows you who they are, believe them." - Dana White

Paddy Pimblett on Ilia Topuria in 2021: “You’re a nobody and will continue to be a nobody! While I get shit done you will stay on prelims while I’m on main card 😘”