This was Stephen Colbert's opening monologue tonight of his interview with VP Kamala Harris. Holy shit. 🤣🔥

Always proud to be a girl dad — and always proud to fight for the rights of girls and women everywhere.

"Donald Trump is a billionaire who’s never worked a real job in his life. He doesn’t know the first thing about hard work, and he wouldn’t last a day in an auto plant. He isn’t fit to be an autoworker, and he certainly isn’t fit to be the President. Trump doesn’t understand us,

Dear Jimmy Carter, Now that you’ve been able to vote for Kamala, can you please hold on long enough to see her inauguration? Thank you, A grateful nation.

Very very good question.

WelcomeToDot.bsky.social No kid wants to be called Mashpee or Woods Hole.

In an ideal scenario the President of the United States and the worst person in the world would be two different people.

WelcomeToDot.bsky.social Meet my beautiful sons: Franklin, Milton, and North Attleborough.

WelcomeToDot.bsky.social How about Athol? 🤔

WelcomeToDot.bsky.social “Here are my kids Marlborough, Westborough, and Southborough”

Dennis Some people have to learn the hard way. They can't say Kamala didn't warn them either. Kamala said it at every rally she had and I heard her say it.

Dennis He promised no tax on overtime. He delivered. We tried to tell you this is because there would be no overtime pay, but you didn’t listen. Enjoy getting exactly what you voted for. Too bad the rest of us have to suffer for your failure to do simple research.

Republicans against Trump Well 47 is going to pardon people who tried to overthrow the government and beat up cops. Hunter didn’t hurt anyone.

Richard W. Painter Just another Trump etm

Since Donald Trump became President-elect, things have gotten WORSE: •The President of Honduras said they may expel U.S. military from their country, where we’ve been stationed for decades, because of Trump’s deportation threats. •Greenland is now spending over $1 billion

Harry Sisson 👀

Gavin Newsom

Jon Cooper 🇺🇸