Ange’s press conference tonight…

You are not telling me that a fan had just concussed their top scorer from running on the pitch celebrating getting to a final. Glorious footage #oafc

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Manchester, Manchester

Scott McTominay and Antony have scored more home league goals between them in the last 45 minutes (2) than Man Utd have managed since February...

Joey Barton forgot that we can still see the old version of the edited tweet. He tried to weaponise what happened in Liverpool and changed his mind after he found out that the driver was a 53-year-old British white man.

45 minutes into the stag and you ask the slightly intense older brother of the bride: “so… how’s things??”

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I’m fine with this but I’d go even further. I wouldn’t have any PL games at 3.00 Saturday. Make 3pm Saturday for the EFL and Non-League. That’s real football. If your club, as mine is, are among the elite 20 for whom it’s all about money, you must take the KO time you’re given.

Oasis tonight at the end of live forever

"There is no individual bigger than the club." Alan Shearer has his say on the latest rumours surrounding Alexander Isak 🗣️

“The League One” 😂

Not content with being a mouthpiece for agents he’s now giving them shout outs in most of his tweets 🙄

Darwin Nunez with his new haircut

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You seldom see Football Twitter as united over anything as they are in their disdain for Gary Cotterill. It’s lovely to see.

Wrighty is the bollocks ain’t he.