taylor swift is cancelled for this shocking patter

come to my fringe show or ill throw coal through your window at xmas tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/pete-…

I remember the first day I got sky TV very vividly because it was also the same day as 9/11. we turned off the news to watch cartoon network

Closing tonight's Fresh Comedy Show Blackfriars_pub_glasgow 8pm kick off with some cracking acts Free entry but you can reserve your seat like the Sexy Bastard you are now! eventbrite.co.uk/e/fresh-comedy…

welcome to my tree Cobin Millage

I have many shows at this year’s Edinburgh Fringe. My debut solo show, Touching Tips with the handsome pete carson , and a fully improvised solo show. Come see them, for they shall be a hoot and a half plus an extra half of a hoot to make it two full hoots. Ticket Link in bio

I love how "Austin Powers-core" is a legitimately great musical subgenre. Elvis Costello & Burt Bacharach, Broadcast, Cardigans, Nancy Sinatra, The Flaming Lips, Quincy Jones, Wondermints, Sergio Mendes & Brasil '66, this killer electro psych-pop cut from Madonna.

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i thought biden was doing really well tbh

come to the show or ill be beaten up by a bunch of perrier show cunts tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/pete-…

touching tips Cobin Millage but still just buy tickets to my solo show right come on tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/pete-…

if you don't come to the show, we'll kill santa claus tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/pete-…

#tweetthemedia hey check out my show "merry christmas, mr carson" which may or may not be about christmas and is just an hour of stand up by one of edinburghs most ginger locals tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/pete-…

Tonight I will be touching the tips of pete carson and Cobin Millage! I will be doing something very stupid, potentially involving the late John Hurt... tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/pete-…

welcome to my award show

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new vids coming soon through my new youtube blaster "shot from a cannon" youtube.com/@shotfromcanno…

new vid royal highland show type beat youtu.be/2DL1mCgs3WY?si…

opening kids letters to santa

is anyone still here? *echo, echo*