Who else is looking for one of those massive faux fur/smurf hoods on Amazon? #MayweatherVsMcGregor #fashion #warmth

And now introducing the 5th ninja turtle....#MayweatherMacGregor

Crawling back into bed, we can sleep soundly knowing that the real winner this morning was sport. #McGregorMayweather

Also, as an aside - this has been a problematic evening/morning for hashtags. #maymac #macmay #whoevenknows

"I'd miss Match of the Day for you" - Joel Baker #hugestatements #lyricsforlyrics #calm #bagofdreams

"Bowling is underrated. Everyone enjoys bowling, when they're bowling." - @chriscollins0n

I swear caramel has been salted for about 3 years now.

Most days I wake up feeling alarmed.

I'm reading 'How to Survive a Shipwreck' by Jonathan Martin. Never before have I wanted to hug an author and just thank them. #grateful

I definitely just heard Harry Kane harmonise with the national anthem...a truly talented lad. #EnglandvsSlovenia

Now regretting throwing away my Christmas underwear seeming as though it made up like 90% of what I own. #lackofpants #justabriefupdate

BV's or not BV's. That is the question. #waxinghits

A-Team on tele. Got me thinking I need to get some dungarees. #fashionable #comfortable

what do call when two circles are next to each other. a butt

6/8, it's the new 4/4.

If the body is perfectly designed, why do we have pelvic flaws?

Been in Barca for 4 days and to NØMAD COFFEE 3 times. Coffee there is so darn good had to keep going back. #stayhydrated

If you're sleeping on the Morrisons meal deal you need to wake up and cop that ting - more specifically the onion bhaji 'snack' item which could easily feed a family of 4 by itself #gains #lunchtime

World class footballer and horse whisperer. x.com/ibra_official/…

Today I will mostly be clapping into a microphone. #job #friday