Now I'm bawling watching the Simpsons cos Sideshow Bob looks like my dead brother. Hahah Ffs. Not even a full moon. 😬

I say "looks" like him.It was our nickname.He had pretty big/ shit hair for a long time.I'm going to take the dog out.Fuck this for a laugh

Discovered a Tales of The Unexpected staring Joan Collins dream TV for me today /#roalddahl

Bad day. When friends die. :(

Witchy Peta dreamt he passed last night. No lie. Called his mum this morning for a chat. Yep. RIPJason

Not only have the Rs won, but my card got declined & the man said it was ok, pay tomorrow for your food. Blessed

I am a nice person though & it is my 40th tomorrow.

@BuzDunworth cheers B x

The monkey is back from her holidays today.It's been a long 2 weeks. That's the only present I want for my birthday.

If you listen closely, they're actually singing happy birthday to me x.com/30secconcert/s…

Dear fucking weather systems. What the fuck? Are you on drugs? As if it's not depressing s enough turning 40., you fuck me over like this?

Paul Gascoigne and Paul Merson.

OH MAN GREATEST TYPO EVER AT CILLAS FUNERAL "hamsters"instead of "answers" please yell me someone screen shot that one #CillaBlack #bbc

BBC Subtitling and Translation there making my day #hamsters #birthday

I want this one >> x.com/popjustice/sta…

Britain's sexual abuse charities are having a funding crisis: bit.ly/1gWH4ih

Oh the good old day my love. Look at us xxxxx “sara cox💙: Peta loooook! xxx ”

Cheese

Alright? Happy Sunday. Hair stinks of cooking. Dog barking. Washing machine broken. Oven on. Back in the house. Good times