#CurrysShark is that one sales person who sees you as soon as you step through the door and comes weaving over amongst the tvs and microwaves... duunnn dunnn... duuuunnnn duun... duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn dunnnn!

Well, when in Rome... #ModelVillage #Wimborne Tim Dunn

Well, The AA ive just given up waiting on "Live" chat after half an hour. Glad it wasn't on the phone... Not really helping yourselves in trying to keep me as member are you??

My god. I hope BBC Strictly ✨ apologise to mcfly for that!!!!! #StrictlyComeDancing

Not a tie-break!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ken Bruce Richard Osman #HouseOfGames

Claudia is wearing one of Kai's cast-offs and Tess is wearing my Nans curtains. The audience dress better. #StrictlyComeDancing

Given the latest X's coming through James Corden is either joining the IDF or he's taken over as the new host of This Morning.

We're delighted to announce our team of volunteers has just been awarded The King’s Award for Voluntary Service! This is the highest award a local voluntary group can receive in the UK and is equivalent to an MBE. Congratulations to all our volunteers! The King's Award #KAVS2023

Where does Layton disappear to each week?? #StrictlyComeDancing

So its got cold Southern Water and now burst pipes and we have no water in Ifield, Crawley. Lack of investment regardless not just in the sewage department. Feargal Sharkey Chris Oxlade

Are you f*cking kididng me?!?!?!?!?!?! #StrictlyComeDancing #strictly

Is Bobby now the King of Ballroom cos the other male in the competition hasn't danced any ballroom????!!!!! #StrictlyComeDancing

Schroeder on #StrictlyComeDancing tonight with Charlie Brown and who I assume is Snoopy... #Strictly

Blimey. Its almost like Tess knew what was going to happen... 🤔🤔🤔 #danceoff #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing

Perfect #StrictlyFinal #strictly #strictlycomedancing

When will someone water the herbs on #HouseOfGames?

Appalling fly-tipping in Barnham! Someone has irresponsibly dumped waste in Lake Lane, directly into the river.

Traffic already building heavily #A264 east bound towards #Roffey #Horsham from Great Daux roundabout Sussex Traffic Watch

Late paying the Thames Water bill... Thames Water still pumping shit into the rivers... Who's the bigger villan? #pollution #sewage #scandal

Shops shut Sundays and half day Wednesdays #JustChangeItBackToHowItWas