Well played

Mo Usman is in the UFC but Parker Porter isn't. #UFCBaku

With the way this card is going, they may just have to replay this fight at the arena and give Malcolm Wellmaker another bonus #UFCBaku

Oh yay... A Heavyweight fight. The Women's Featherweight of men's divisions. Where the rankings don't matter and there's theoretically a champion. #UFCBaku

All heavyweight fights should be relegated to Apex prelims... Powerslap Apex prelims. #UFCBaku

From a technical standpoint, is there a better watch than a Fiziev fight these days? #UFCBaku

Wow that arena has bailed on the main event. #UFCBaku

After 327 retweets in 12 hours... I'm super glad to have found that I can specifically turn off Sam Tripoli 's retweets. It's just too much.

Besides USADA, the biggest reason for the massive drop off in quality MMA Heavyweights has to be the lack of elite combat sports athletes transitioning. Not a single one of the UFC top 10 were elite wrestlers, kickboxers, BJJ, Sambo, Muay Thai, etc. #UFC317

Niko Price at +1000 #UFC317

"Thank you Jesus for giving me the power to send Jack Hermansson to the shadow realm". - Gregory "RoboCop" Rodrigues #UFC317 x.com/jedigoodman/st…

Benny "The King of Not Giving a Shit About Furthering His Career With Any Attempt of Self Promotion" Dariush wins! #UFC317

Van and Royval! That's your fight of the year so far. Damn. #UFC317

The UFC should cut 80% of its current heavyweight roster. Siphon off the best Heavyweights at ADCC, NCAA wrestling, Glory Kickboxing, etc and there's 10 of your new top 15. No Mixing the martial arts above middleweight. And no more testing. #UFC317 #MakeHeavyweightFunAgain

And we go live to Manel Kape for a reaction to the co-main event post fight interview. #UFC317

Julio Caesar Chavez Sr may make Jr change his name after this "fight". #PaulChavez

That's the best three fight streak in MMA history. #UFC317

Someone get Ilia a "WWCD?" (What Would Conor Do?) bracelet. When faced with a difficult decision he should think "What Would Conor Do?" and do the opposite. #UFC317

I'm pretty sure Ilia has based his career on destroying your favorite fighter. That being said... I'm such a Paddy fan. *Wink wink* #UFC317

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