Midwife: "you will probably not feel the baby for a few more weeks" Me: *feels baby the morning after* Husband: *feels the first kick 8 days after* We love our strong, determined little kicker🥰

And some people are too dumb to understand the concept of dark blonde.

But... that can only happen if she was under full sedation which obviously is the first red flag as it is normally done with local anesthetics. Also, why wasn't this done by a dentist? Someone explain!

Hvor jeg arbejder har de sparet 2 fysioterapeuter væk på de medicinske afdelinger, men giver stadig deres personale julegaver på sygehusets regning🙃 #priorities

Honestly: best episode of the season.

Ah, homophobia.

Going to London soon. Any recommendations near Leicester Square?

Hey men, There is a massive rape culture all over the world. Men abuse, r*pe, & m*rder millions of women worldwide. WHERE ARE YOU???

The US would suck Greenland dry and then leave it, and it's people, to rot. Denmark isn't perfect and I would advise the danish government to take Greenland seriously, but it's better than being under the US tyrannical rule.

It's always shocking to fake Christians when they meet real Christians.

Right wing hypocrisy knows no bounds.

“Nazi” isn’t a slur. It’s a word that describes real people who earnestly believe in their ideas. Their ideas are disgusting and hateful, but of course they often do not realize it. I keep running into racists who think that it’s not white supremacist to think that white people

They came for Roe. They’re bringing back conversion therapy. They’re coming for no-fault divorce. They’re coming for marriage equality. They’re coming for interracial marriage. They’re coming for our right to protest. They’re coming for a women’s right to vote. Pay attention.

dont open an etsy shop 😃 (1/4)

Femcels avoid men because they are abusive, while incels want to kill women for rejecting them. One is rooted in survival. The other, in entitlement. Femcels are not incels.

Massive canary in the coalmine moment

Will someone tell Nigel Farage that “merit” didn’t get most men to the top. Sexism did. Networks did. Wives at home did. Many men are CEOs because the system was built by them, for them—and it still rewards mediocre, privileged white men for showing up. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

As a currently pregnant woman: I second this message.