بس حدا يقلك الغربة صعبة، ما بيكون قصده البعد عن الأهل... بيكون قصده نزلوا شيبس جديد عالchicken tenders وهو عالق بكندا مش قادر يجربه.

April fools used to be the best day ever. Now I just get up and go to work

As an eighth-iest, I don't believe in 12.5% of the bible.

all math lines are iconic lines

We just need to invent a straw that lasts a little bit longer than 4 seconds but still less than a million years

I'm having a rough Friday today because I keep realizing it's only Wednesday

Casually dropped ‘asymptote’ into a conversation today. Peak intellectual behavior.

A vector space is a space whose elements are vectors

Always remember to punctuate your emails correctly because one misplaced period can turn: “Should you have any questions, please don’t. Hesitate to ask.” into a polite way of inviting people to follow up with you.

If anyone's lost appetite, don't worry, it's with me.

what a privilege it is to be exhausted by a challenge of your own choosing.

Tfaddal

How do you expect me to work from office when my home office looks like this

I really hoped it would turn out to be fake news.. Rest in power, Ziad. Thank you for shaping my thoughts with your music.

Zero eye contact and maximum water.