Let’s find a balance between coughing in grandma’s mouth and a tank on my block.

John Prine sending so much love to our brother John Prine right now.

no april fools jokes for us as we are in the middle of a pandemic. having said that, goofy has died.

Let’s get me to a 100K followers. I want lots of followers when I’m living in a government labor camp.

Please retweet if you enjoy my work!

what is the purpose of a tattoo?

Well, Do you Need a lot Of what You’ve got To survive?

The malls are the soon to be ghost towns Well, So long Farewell Goodbye

God bless Tim Dillon in these trying times Bonfire bonfire.com/life-in-the-bi…

Matchmaking down? #SouthParkPhoneDestroyer Phone Destroyer

Right wing Left wing Chicken wing It’s about finding the easier way through

Cleveland Cleveland Browns fans sitting with a 3-1 record like:

Thank you to the people who continue to send sex DMs

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This never gets old. #Browns 9-3

I think Golf Channel just blew out my sound bar #PGATour

These mf got a lot of nerve bringing on Alan Dershowitz gtfo

Canada has begun to freeze the bank accounts of people who donated to the truckers. Imagine if Trump had done this to BLM protest donors. Yet Canada does it to people donating to truckers & most in media pretend it isn’t happening.

Whenever cops screw up we never hear end of it. Sometimes rightfully so. But let's just make sure heroic actions of Metro Nashville PD is talked about just as loudly. Running without hesitation into active shooter situation is hero shit. Thanks to all officers who risked their lives.