It’s me and Big Will from Cheesie’s against the world

If I don’t see ur belly this summer I’m gonna be fuckin pissed

Wife’s new hours are working for me…gay music video hours and it’s a TUESDAY

::new party announcement:: get ready for a very sapphic extravagaza! super sapphic returns for an all-building takeover this pride month 🌈 featuring a packed lineup of DJs, dancers, and more taking over all night long on june 27th! 🎟️bit.ly/ss4_0627

Who up super spreading their thighs

MAYHEM W WINDOWS DOWN AND 70 DEGREES THIS IS HOW THIS RECORD WAS MEANT TO BE LISTENED TO

Really wild night with the wife watching casino ASMR videos

I did Dragula at karaoke and my wife told me I sound like Jojo Siwa so it’s been nice knowing yall

The day Bree Runway breaks is the day I come alive

This is my Super Bowl don’t fucking text

THIS IS MY ACTUAL REAL LIFE MOTHER-IN-LAW

TODAY STARTS THE LAST HALF OF THE YEAR. TIME TO LOCK IN AND MAKE THE CHANGES U SAID U WOULD AT THE TOP OF THE YEAR. THERE IS STILL TIME TO MAKE MEMORIES AND HAVE FUN, BUT BE DISCIPLINED. PUT IN THE WORK. BITCH!!!

Hey if u ever think abt cutting 13 inches off of your hair while PMSing. Don’t do it

We just found out. Chet Hanks is the Hat Man

To be bobbed up with Kelly Clarkson. It’s a gift

Whoever is camera op for this Sabrina Carpenter livestream is gonna be taken out back after this girl

HUGE DAY FOR ME