ADMIN: This week, we have The Canada Party, our passive-aggressive intervention in US politics! XD peopleofcanada.tumblr.com/post/152853402…

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People of Canada, we are in you! Ok that sounded a lot better in our heads.

We're excited to be Canadians this week! It will come in handy as we live-tweet the apocalypse. Alternately, #CanadaForPresident

Follow The Canada Party as it controls the tiny keypad belonging to Canadians x.com/theCanadaParty…

That noise you hear is the sound of 38 million Canadians crapping their pants right now. #ElectionNight The Canada Party

#Vancouver peeps! Join us for live-tweeting and watching election coverage at the Rio Theatre tonight, 9pm. Free! riotheatre.ca/event/hillary-…

#Vancouver peeps! Join us for live-tweeting and watching election coverage at the Rio Theatre tonight, 9pm. Free! riotheatre.ca/event/hillary-…

"Seeing if my newborn son will enjoy a future of progress or a post-apocalyptic hellscape" should not be the answer to "How's your Tuesday?"

Colorado has passed an assisted-suicide law, which will come in handy when they wake up tomorrow and find out Trump is president.

Ok Canadians, remember the plan: If an American asks you which way to Canada tomorrow, point south.

Sorry, America. It's not us. It's you.

My American friends laughed when I got Canadian citizenship. Oh, how they laughed!

We cannot even begin to comprehend how much weed Canadians smoked last night.

Canada/Germany 2020

Don't panic about the election, Canada. Your weed stocks are going through the roof.

We are seriously loving #TheBeaverton! And thanks to Trump, we don't have to worry about them leaving us for America. The Beaverton x.com/TheBeaverton/s…

Honour our vets on #RememberanceDay by building a better world. America failed us this week -- let's pick up the slack, Canada.

We had a wonderful week hosting People of Canada! Until the apocalypse was elected, then the wifi in our bunker went out. Thanks Obama!