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Christopher

@penlifeguard

King of Laying Down & Avoiding

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calendar_today29-06-2014 19:54:59

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When you have a torn ACL and know it, your body is telling you not to do something. So when you ski anyway to feed your ego, I have zero sympathy for you when you hurt yourself worse.

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When you think you have it bad, remember 5% of the poorest Americans is richer than 68% of the rest of the world. #FridayBlessings

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A kid saying to their dad "I want mommy" is the adult equivalent of saying "I need to speak with your supervisor." #FridayMorning