Don't drink or take drugs. It interferes with the pain. #MondayMotivation

When you have a torn ACL and know it, your body is telling you not to do something. So when you ski anyway to feed your ego, I have zero sympathy for you when you hurt yourself worse.

Remember we've all kicked a pregnant woman. #TuesdayThought

Happy birthday to the king of #YachtRock Michael McDonald.

When you think you have it bad, remember 5% of the poorest Americans is richer than 68% of the rest of the world. #FridayBlessings

Happy #DesperationDay. In bed by nine. Home by midnight. barney stinson 🐢 Good Friday

#ValentinesDay #ValentinesDay2026

#USAHockey #Winners are going to the The White House #GoldMedal 🏅🇺🇸

A lot of very unamused Canadians right now. #USAHockey

#USAHockey

#USAHockey #Gold

Atoms are 99% empty space which means you are 99% empty space. #TuesdayThought

Happy dope, mad, props HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Scott Carrot Top He gave me a solid fist bump New Year Day 2021 Plaza Hotel Casino

Due to unforeseen circumstances, Ayatollah Khamenei Bobblehead Day on Sunday, April 12 has been cancelled

You have to believe #USAHockey is going to be team of the Year. ESPYS

Excellent talk about AI. Great sideboob as well. #Winning Dina Powell McCormick

The word VERB is a noun. #ThursdayThoughts

A kid saying to their dad "I want mommy" is the adult equivalent of saying "I need to speak with your supervisor." #FridayMorning