Told the guys at work I had no memory of my childhood so I’d seem cool and mysterious like an anime character but now everyone just assumes I was severely molested

They took this picture at the bottom of the Mariana Trench

Tim Curry opens up in an emotional interview about the one great love in his life that got away.

Reminds me of some comedian I saw on instagram who said he wished that for once, he'd meet a holocaust denier who was relieved that it didn't happen.

I just saw a Twitter exchange about Grace with someone saying Grace is a minor in her 20s and I genuinely had to check the location because I couldn’t believe a tweet so dumb wasn’t bait

After watching this video I bought cabbage for my guinea pig assuming that being a creature quite similar to a beaver but very small, it would also enjoy the cabbage. I am pleased to report it does. More as this story develops

Leftists play this game where they start culture war fights, and then when they start losing because their views on those issues are unpopular, they act like the fights that they started are a distraction created by the right to avoid talking about "real issues."

Leftist: *does stupid/gay shit for no reason* Everyone: "wow, that was really stupid and gay." Leftists years later: "ya we never did this, nice straw man tho heh."

The type of girl at the pharmacy desk when I go to pick up a max strength diarrhea medication

He looks like evil Jack Black ...oh

He’s going to be doing this every night for a year. 🤣🤣

Periodically worth repeating that the primary and crushing objection to gun control laws is that the laws we already have are never enforced on criminals.

Nine Antifa terrorists were just convicted in Texas for their role in attacking an ICE facility and the attempted murder of officers. The Washington Post described them as innocent protesters being targeted because they were “Trump critics.” This is our national press.

Right now: Pro-gun activists hand out free 30-round AR-15 magazines outside the Virginia State Capitol ahead of the likely signature of a bill that would ban the sale of these magazines in the state.

🚨BREAKING: Sikh restaurant owner arrested for not selling halal meat. Last night Muslims surrounded the business, issuing death and rape threats because it would not serve halal food Today, the man protecting his family was the one arrested. London has fallen.

What if we passed a law that made googley eyes required for sale