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Blessed are the Faithful Penguins fans. RTs are not scripture.

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As someone who golfs a dozen times a year and watches a TON of sports, I have no idea how people watch professional golf. I can watch the highlights, but watching this stuff live is maybe the most boring thing I’ve ever seen.

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There’s one thing I love about Pittsburgh. The same exact people who bitch and moan about rain and clouds or the cold are the first people to complain when we have a few sunny and hot days in a row.

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There are two types of Pirates fans. Type 1: Fans of baseball who, despite hating the owner and his treatment of this franchise, root for the hometown team because we love Pittsburgh. Type 2: Stockholm Syndrome idiots who hate the Penguins and Steelers, as seen below

There are two types of Pirates fans.

Type 1: Fans of baseball who, despite hating the owner and his treatment of this franchise, root for the hometown team because we love Pittsburgh.

Type 2: Stockholm Syndrome idiots who hate the Penguins and Steelers, as seen below
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FWIW, just spoke with someone who would know (cough, cough)… Anything you read this weekend about Sidney Crosby leaving the Penguins is, in the words of this person, “a joke.” And this person of all persons would know. He’d, like, know before anybody. #NHLDraft

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I can’t tell if Omar Khan is playing 4D chess or galaxy braining his way out of a job. But he sure knows how to keep the Steelers interesting.