Wolfie? Yeah, it's my safe word, baby. It's my safe word!

Conviction pays

First rule of $PELF airlines: We don't fly sober. Strap in for ludes and up only.

GFM DEGENERATES

In 1993, the wolves sold pink sheets to boomers over the phone. In 2025, we sell PELF to degenerates over Telegram. Same hustle. Just a different jungle.

Winners and believers aboard

It’s so over… just like the last ten times before the pump.

WOKE UP FEELING PELFISH

POV from the Solana trenches

GM Make sure to stay degenerate at all times during the weekend

GFM We don't start dialing at 9:30, because degenerates are already glued to their screens.

If it’s not taped to her tits, is it even really pelf?

This right here is the land of opportunity

Every chest bump is a reminder: you’re part of $PELF

Stratton Oakmont? Nah. Stratton Pelfmont.

GFM

The name of the game? Moving Solana from market's pocket into your pocket.

THERE IS NO NOBILITY IN POVERTY

There is a pen to be sold. And the ink writes one ticker only: $PELF

GM DEGENERATES