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Had a great time with my dear friend, Luigi Mangione in Tulsa, Oklahoma on December the 4th between 6am and 6pm. Thanks bro!

I'm an informant for the Feds. I'm here to inform that they are gay.

Why are women so loud when yall go Pee Pee. Sounds like yall frying pork chops in there

Someone reminded me we’re currently living in the Black Ops 2 timeline and I can’t stop thinking about it

Pieced titties taste like house keys

last time yall tried this shit we gave you a massive L

Calling 911 in California be like: Hello my house is burning, may I please get a black lesbian transgender man to put out the fire please?

Try to buck my shit imma teach you a Smith n Lesson

She’s dressed like a damn Red Dead Redemption character

Burger King nuggets gotta be made out of deer ankles

Don’t take food recommendations from people whose thighs don’t touch. Fuck you and your buffalo veggie nuggets

We do be eatin good

When that Tax return finally hits I’ll be boiling my ramen noodles in Fiji water

I farted then I shidded. After that I ate a bunch of chipotle, sat on Reddit, played video games, and went home 2 hours early. Hard days worth of work. Please don’t fire me.

You know shit got real when lunch is canceled

REST IN PEACE

Instead of buying Bitcoin I was shredding with pre-patch DSR and Ballista

Bitches want the authority of man, but the accountability of a damn child.

There’s a video of an FSU student recording a body on the ground then pans over to her Starbucks latte in hand. No sense of urgency, just walking and recording I am sick to my stomach