Pour one out for the tomato plant Don Corleone crushed when he died. The real tragedy of that scene.

With my project's budget surplus this year I'm going to request 32 spare laptops I can drop kick off the third floor balcony. Everyone wins.

Wordle 1,251 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Dreams do come true.

"Time was invented to stop the comeback." -Anon

Set a new PR and crushed 6 pieces of jello salad at Thanksgiving this year. Haters don't know what their missing.

Corporate took away my desk garbage can in the name of their "Climate Pledge." Putting out a forest fire with an eye dropper might be a more worthwhile endeavor.

Big news from the preseason meeting. Goldie still hasn't found 2 balloons I hid at the end of season party. This brings me so much joy.

Bye bye. We're moving to Bluesky. Find us at pegasusultimste.bsky.social