#AFLcrowsblues

My Carlton mates are in for a rough few days. cant describe how satisfying it was to see the boys stick it up those cocky mofos Same mob who love to pin the 'irrelevant' tag on us yet dont comprehend that its been 30yrs since their club was any good. #AFLBluesSaints #saintsfooty

And just like that a fair few Carlton peeps will be right back to acting like they don't follow the AFL very closely. #afl

2nite may be the flattest ive seen blues fans. Feels like all hope was sucked out of them, hardly got any pushback all night Almost started feeling sorry for them...almost..then I rem once they string tgt a couple of wins theyll be back to acting like its the 80s #AFLSwansBlues

Pretty decent size tremor there. Definitely the biggest shake I've felt in melbourne. Maybe its the lack of sleep but i could swear I heard it growling. 🤣🤣🤣

What a great story! Very happy for them yet feeling a bit envious as my granma passed away from this horrible disease. Towards the end the pain was so unbearable she was begging for the doctor to end it for her. Happy for Kellie Finlayson, managed to #fuckcancer. Go be happy now

So, 6 weeks is all it takes to go from, "That was a deliberate hit to the head" to "Oh tough shit, accidents happen, it's a contact sport!" Can't see any point engaging with folks who'll refer to Caminiti like he's Jeffrey Dahmer reincarnate whilst treating De Goey like Bambi.

Not giving our forwards any chance the way we're kicking it inside 50. #AFLSwansSaints

A normal person would've stuck out his arm to brace for impact, but why didnt the lizard put his spare limb out, considering Butler only held one of his upper limbs? #reptilianharikiri #AFLSwansSaints

The last time Carlton were a threat: • petrol was 64.9c/l • twin towers was a pop tourist spot • JFK jnr was still around • 1st Matrix movie was released • Real Slim Shady just stood up • Bill Clinton was copping a bj in the oval office • a night out was dinner at Smorgys

Couldnt make it to the game. Was informed i suffered a stroke earlier otw to the g. Watching now from my bed at the royal melb. Dougal Howard has nearly ended me twice now with his handballs deep in defence. Turns out this team may actually be the ends of me. #AFLTigersSaints

After a week at the RMH, still not any closer to going home. Potassium iv drips hurt like a mofo, and reckon Im all outta blood with all these tests they keep doing. Could really do with a boost in morale tonight. C'mon saints, find a way and get it done! #saintsfooty #spud

If the docs havent worked out why my BP is still so high, I suggest they spend a night in my hospital bed. Stuck between a boing 747 on one side and an 20 carriage locomotive on the other, htf have I managed to find the 2 loudest snorers in Melb? This stroke may get me after all.

While I've probably accepted the fact ill never see us win a flag, seeing it expressed this way feels esp sad, given the horrific scenes coming out of the ME atm. Surely on the balance of probability, we're better odds than impossible. #saintsfoot #thatssostkilda

Came to the city for lunch and now I'm smack bang in the middle of a huge free Palestine rally. Might be the biggest protest I've ever seen in the city at least 5-6 blocks long. If i wasn't so crippled atm reckon I'd heckle these ppl.

Truly blessed to have met Sir Bobby Charlton in the UK 20+ yrs ago. Really regret not saying more than the 1 or 2words that squeaked outta me "You're Man United? Good lad! Oh.. ur Aussie? its ok, 1 outta 2 aint bad." He was more than a football icon, he was simply the best. RIP