It’s the silly girl’s estimated birthday today!!

my ex-boyfriend got arrested in a state park for doing adderall in a canoe & the cop who drove him to jail was like "do you want to hear my rap single" & the song was titled Popo Rap. Anyway I have heard Popo Rap & it is the actual worst song of all time

Toronto Roundhouse Kick (2018)

The mcdonalds customer who snitched on luigi mangione was never compensated.

dying to know how the reporter who wrote the jezebel witches article is doing rn bc like … imagine hiring some Etsy witches for a silly little article then that happens two days after it’s published like that would immediately send me into a 1000-year psychosis

This Week's Onion Magazine:

man this timeline we living in sucks ass bc like what do you mean abc fired jimmy kimmel and now I gotta come on here to defend him for making perhaps the least edgy joke he could’ve possibly made about the Kirk/Trump situation 😐😐😐

rlly dont wanna share the tweet of that republican politician who’s doxxing a rando for taking down a charlie kirk poster in her own apt building but if anyone knows her can u pls tell her I think shes beautiful and also im sorry that happened to her and also I am a single #woman

they should NOT be allowed to do photoshoots together like their combined sexiness is too powerful for mortal eyes #TheLongWalk

politicians use the word communist in the same way middle-school boys use the word gay

new t-shirt design I just thought of (front and back)

my depression when the sun starts setting before 7pm

Sweater weather

imagine no burger

Greta: They tortured me Online Zionists: Greta is obviously lying Israeli government: Yes, we tortured her, and we’re proud

Did you ever buy anything from a cannabis shop? MAMDANI: *giggles* I have CUOMO: No. SLIWA: I WAS SHOT FIVE TIMES