😂😂 x.com/helpsainsburys…

A husband and wife are on their 10th anniversary. The wife undresses and says: "What did you think when I stripped 10 years ago?" He says: "I wanted to fuck your brains out and suck your tits dry!" She says: "What are you thinking now?" "Looks like I did a pretty good job!"

The missus loves it. The hairdryer, I mean.

Unreal😂😂😂 x.com/UncleBobFeltMe…

Old habits die hard lol x.com/damemandy/stat…

Who says parenting comes without a manual?😂

FUN FACT: The reason Kris Kross wore their clothes backwards was to make it more difficult for Michael Jackson to molest them

Tyrion's got himself into a right pickle here #gameofboners

Sad day......

It's a dildon't😆 x.com/gonzotrucker/s…

Bert refused to comment...

If the internet's taught me anything it's corronation st actresses give decent head #Corrie

All I can say is the audition process must be an interesting one

How good x.com/damemandy/stat…

Just stood on this little sharp bastard, not cool😲

Well, they do say you talk shit...

Id spray it in something else 🤛💦 x.com/CelebsNSFW/sta…

Ibumfourmen or co-cockamol? x.com/shit_reviews/s…

Shit Jokes Female Russian athlete goes to GP. "Doctor. I've been taking steroids for so long I've grown a small cock" ;Anabolic?" "No, just a cock" #ShitJokesHour