Still got it - feeling triumphant #twitterupdate

Oh damn..,

Since ‘the change’, I seem to get a lot of tweets from this guy although I don’t follow him and we only have one follower in common. Very annoying…🤬

Getting fed up of teaching-related stuff being sent to me. I’m an ex-teacher! Yes, I liked the job but I finished for personal reasons & do not want to be reminded of what I’m not doing this summer!

Which of these cars is best for economy, tax, power ratio, etc? Both DSG models: #VW #VWTiguan

Nice to see Chepkoech congratulating & picking up those ladies in later places in the 3000m SC #BBCAthletics #WorldAthleticsChampionships

Red Dwarf - I loved this programme and the reruns on bbc2 on Friday night are fabulous! #reddwarf

#X - I am fed up of this now. Stupid adverts in the middle of tweets (are they still called this?!), links to people I might want to follow, but won’t, and a name that is pornographic-sounding.

TEACHING..... The only profession where taking a day off creates more work than actually showing up to work in the first place.

I joined up in 92 and our kit was really basic. On this programme, they’ve got amazing looking stuff like goretex! The training staff also sound a lot nicer than what we had #soldier

What is your favorite (favourite) Python sketch?

#iPhone users, does anyone else’s iPhone amass flagged messages without my permission? There’s always dodgy spam in there…🤔

What’s the flip with all these ‘name a movie that….’ posts?!! I’m fed up of them!! #movievotes

Anyone else still waiting for reimbursement of booking fees from #kidzanialondon? Waiting…

Where’ve the good people gone from this shipwreck that used to be #twitter?

A garbled final episode of Silent Witness, so many plot holes and bizarre bits. Only sensible bit was the proposal at the end. Next series, please! #silentwitness

I’m not a teacher anymore but still getting teaching suggestions! Why?!