had enough of people telling me they bet it's nice working outside in this heat when I'm wearing full chainsaw gear and a harness 🫠🫠

Swear this is Jamie Tartt from Ted Lasso

Dug waves bye when you leave the pub

Tik Tok has ruined my life, I've had that School of Rock the band is mine clip running through my head all day

fuck me what a strike 🚀#BHALEI

Ron Weasley when he's on Just Eat ordering the curry

Honestly fuck Southgate

This is painful #BHANFO

BREAKING: Twitter discovers jobs where you don't sit on a chair

Evri are so dogshit, amount of times I've changed my day for a package just for it to not show up

Might as well just buy the club at this point

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Me answering the Christmas Eve phone call off mum saying to get back from the pub

We're actually so good 🔵⚪

Fucking robbed #TOTBHA

Southgate:

🚨 Brighton sales in the past year: 🇨🇴 Caicedo £110m 🇪🇸 Cucurella £62m 🇦🇷 McAllister £55m 🇲🇱 Bissouma £35m 🇧🇪 Trossard £27m 🇪🇸 Sanchez £25m 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Burn £13m 🇫🇷 Maupay £12m 💰💰 Total = £389m

Will never get how anyone finds this guy funny

Twitter is pure ass nowadays nothing but ads and Americans fighting

the racism on this app is crazy recently