Hello from the Galapagos

Arrived in the hotel in Quito and the hotel is playing a piano cover of Flowers

Can someone explain what happened because I’ve been away and it just suddenly seems the SNP imploded for no reason?

something quietly wild in here.

8 year old @grindr account banned out the blue? What

One is a gorgeous movie about hot people playing tennis and loving each other to the point of hate and the other is a movie about cannibalism.

Like yeah, I love Luca but I can’t watch that without feeling sick

I’m really looking for the Tashi to my Art in a relationship.

Laughs in Runescape 3

He looked so cute and now he’s just another handsome bloke.

They took his gay face and put a straight face on.

almost got a girlfriend yesterday but i was too busy explaining the lore of twitter user clubchalamet to notice she was flirting with me

There’s a Spanish punk rock band playing at the Madrid marathon and they kinda slap.

Me waking up this morning after this

Regret to announce that I had too much tapas and wine last night and subsequently had a vivid dream where me and Mike Faist fell in love at a house party.

The whole “Tom should feel insecure about Zendaya kissing other men in movies” thing is so odd because Tom is literally an actor who kisses other women and men himself.

Of all people he would know its doesn’t mean shit. Why would anyone think otherwise?

I love how Zendaya already has 2 best picture noms in the bag

Politely asking Luca Guadagnino do more homerotic movies and less horror/gore movies

Ugh I’m going to have to watch this fuck ass musical aren’t I?