i believe very strongly that a lot of anti-sports skeptics could be swayed when they truly realize any sport is just a bundle of thousands of deeply personal stories/relationships/dramas/triumphs/tragedies all firing concurrently

I cannot live another day without air conditioning. Says tomorrow’s gonna be hotter. Hotter? Like yesterday. Yesterday? Yesterday you said you’d call sears. I’ll call today. You call now. I’ll call now.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY OOMF!!! ilysm Chris 💚🩵 🎉🥳

You see how I make my ask during call time? Very cutesy, very considerate, very demure. I don't ask for too much or too little. I make my ask and stay quiet until they respond and then I thank them for their time. Very considerate, very mindful, very demure.

Like That - Kendrick’s Verse in ASL Kendrick Lamar pgLang

“I probably took a bullet to the head” is an all-timer

“she wants to do transgender operations on illegal aliens who are in prison” is SENDING ME

if ur an illegal alien in prison in line to get gender reassignment surgery STAY IN LINE

sign up to canvass with me for Courtney Neron for HD 26! Bit.ly/knockwithcourt…

I think about this quote from Carlos Santana quite literally all the time

bro I just literally sat and watched this dude drive off from the gas station with the pump still in his car lol

The first 14 pages are under 1 year olds. The first 14 pages are under 1 year olds. The first 14 pages are under 1 year olds. The first 14 pages are under 1 year olds. The first 14 pages are under 1 year olds. The first 14 pages are under 1 year olds.

behind every diva…

you could kiss a hundred poison barbs, shoot another shot just to stop the feeling

the price of veggies blows my fucking mind. I just saw a roadside sign that said “pumpkins $2” — excuse me? If I grew a whole ass pumpkin that would be my QUEEN and I wouldn’t let it go for less than $20