I chose carrot cake over pumpkin pie this Canadian Thanksgiving. Cream cheese icing > every other icing ever.

In my experience, your smoke alarm only begins to chirp for low battery when you’re deep asleep at 3am.

Had to google what a no bones day is.

I am team raisins all the way and I am shocked I’m outnumbered on this.

In addition to check stops this Christmas season, SGI should hold clinics on how to properly drive when one encounters a 4-way stop.

If you’ve ever dressed a small child in snow gear, you know how long it takes. Today after suiting up my son informed me he had to pee. We put the whole operation in reverse. My life is a Robert Munsch book.

Hate to say it, but we need to increase oil & gas output immediately. Extraordinary times demand extraordinary measures.

Trying to see todays markets as a “buying opportunity” 🎢 $wcp $cj $erf $joy

I can bear-ly stand this market. $wcp $cve $tve #com

Surprise!

OPEC's Counterattack... adventuresincapitalism.com/2022/10/05/ope…

Can’t decide between Opie - Sons of Anarchy Or Marissa Cooper - The OC. Still remember crying with my friends during that episode.

Advice sure to solve all problems for the everyday Canadian: Cancel Disney+

Have never been more happy I’m not going to Mexico.

Fully boarded flight and my 4 year old son yells “Oh, I just farted!” Travelling with kids haha

me wearing my expensive online purchases only to realize the horrifying void is still in me

Inspired by Belton Johnson to make Brisket Jalapeño Poppers this weekend. Tasty! #ItsEatinTime

But was that actually Kate Middleton?