Half of my social media is “the royals are great, Bobby Witt is so cool, this is fun” energy and half is “I am prepared to violate the entire Geneva Convention before 8 am” unhinged psychotic Phillies energy

the ppl who hold the fate of america in their hands are already six surfsides deep in a south philly parking lot

Diet Coke is for the sheeple.. the puppets… Coke Zero is for the quiet intellectuals… the people ruling behind the shadows….

Guam missile defenses conduct first-ever ballistic intercept breakingdefense.com/2024/12/guam-m…

.Lockheed Martin and the Missile Defense Agency successfully completed Flight Experiment Mission (FEM)-02. This success demonstrates critical regional capability that will provide 360-degree protection for Guam. Click for more 🔗

🚀 Big win for missile defense! The MDA & Lockheed Martin successfully tested the Guam Defense System, intercepting a ballistic missile off the coast of Guam. Featuring the powerful AN/TPY-6 radar & SM-3 Block IIA, this marks a leap forward in protecting against evolving

Stop sending me the carhartt tweet

An airport bartender from 2nd & Mifflin in the midst of an American outage is a Christmas miracle.

Bad day to be a Surfside

Guess who just ordered oysters on their own for the first time ever

go birds

A successful group dinner requires an authoritarian despot who can take uncomfortable actions for the greater good

The first time you use a new cooler make a note of exactly how much ice it takes to fill it along with cans or whatever and then sharpie it on the bottom of the lid. If there’s a smarter way to accomplish this then you should do that instead.

In a recent test with the Missile Defense Agency, the Lockheed Martin-built Long Range Discrimination Radar (LRDR) successfully detected, tracked and discriminated a live ballistic missile threat in a complex environment. 🔗⬇️