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My 11 yo: Dad, play shadow boxing with me. Me: Not right now bud. 11 yo: Come on, play. You’re 43. No one else is gonna play with you. Me: Fine, but I’m gonna post that first.

New kids book idea: 'Trumpkin the Horrible Pumpkin.' It's about a pumpkin with a gourd complex.

Parents. With the holidays coming up it’s important to know that Kevin McCallister’s address is 671. 6-7. You’ve been warned. #SaturdayVibes #Christmas

Zed had just risen when he noticed something different outside. “Whaaaat?” he moaned to Mommy. “Spriiing,” Mommy groaned. All this newness makes Zed nervous. Join Zed as he learns about life in this cute, humorous picture book.#pb #q #questpit

No bunny likes vegegies. Sure they’re good for you. Sure they're delicious. But trust Buster Bunny, don't eat them. Give them to him instead. #questpit #pb #q

No bunny likes vegegies. Sure they’re good for you. Sure they're delicious. But trust Buster Bunny, don't eat them. Give them to him instead. #questpit #pb #q

Zed had just risen when he noticed something different outside. “Whaaaat?” he moaned to Mommy. “Spriiing,” Mommy groaned. All this newness makes Zed nervous. Join Zed as he learns about life in this cute, humorous picture book.#pb #q #questpit

Tomorrow is the 1 year anniversary of my award winning picture book “I Hear Nature” and I have something fun to announce. Yippie!

I Hear Nature, my first picture book (annnnd IBPA gold winner) turns 1 today. I want to take a second to say thanks to everyone who has supported me. And guess what? We're doing a sequel! Hooorrrrraaaaayyyyyy #pb #amwriting

Me: I roasted the carrots? 11 yo son: Whaaaaat? Why you spitting mad bars at those veggies? #Parents

If you wanna know how I’m doing I just found out that Daniel Stern was 10 years younger than I am now and he filmed Home Alone. So….not good. #Christmas

Is anyone around to talk if Steve Harrington dies later tonight?

There were so many fireworks out side last night, I thought Erika Kirk was mourning in my backyard.

Zed had just risen when he noticed something different outside. “Whaaaat?” he moaned to Mommy. “Spriiing,” Mommy groaned. All this newness makes Zed nervous. Join Zed as he learns about life in this cute, humorous picture book.#pb #q #questpit

“A is for Achoo.” No more boring alphabet books! A is for apple, b is for ball. This is an onomatopoeia themed alphabet book for your little ones, that encourages you the parent to make the silliest of sounds. #questpit #pb

I promised, if #Bitcoin dumps to $66,000. We will give $10,000 $BTC to 5 people So as promised I will be giving away $10,000 to 5 person today. Rules: like, retweet, follow me •⁠ ⁠If you’re not following, you will be disqualified. Proof will be posted in 24 hours

Thanks to those who left 5 star reviews on my book about expressive language (ie how to get your kids to talk). #amwriting #parenting

Got this from an old friend tonight. The idea that a child somewhere is in love with the book you wrote…just wow. It’s a privilege to see the lasting response to my picture book “I Heare Nature.” Sequel coming next year. #amwriting #picturebooks #amquerying