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This does give us all a chance to appreciate that unlike Band-Aid, the earpiece manufacturers understand that “flesh” is not a single color.

This does give us all a chance to appreciate that unlike Band-Aid, the earpiece manufacturers understand that “flesh” is not a single color.
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So who was the other half of Melania Trump’s Bania/Costanza-esque mix-up, and what did they wind up discussing instead of cyberbullying?

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Man would I like to hear the stories that led this business to have a sign outside reading: “New staff. New attitude. Try us again.”

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I am at my grandmother's house. She is almost 92. The TV is…so loud. You wouldn’t think a TV could go this loud. But it can! And it does!

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She’s quite with it, and very eager to vote for Hillary. November 12th can’t come soon enough! The 8th? No, she’s pretty sure it’s the 12th.

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Among the gripes my grandma has is that the water coming out of her faucet recently is “sticky”. Sticky water! How do you respond to that?!

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For the record, the water is perfectly normal. I don't think any water has ever been sticky. I don't think that's even possible.

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OK, I finally figured it out. Tuesday night, about 10 PM, he and his whole vile clan will come out on stage and just say “The Aristocrats!”.

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I saw some polls had closed at 6 PM, so I went to check where. Of course it’s Kentucky. (Also Indiana, but time is all screwy there anyway)

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“Time stopped…He could count on experiencing [this illusion] several times a year — whenever he received news he could not joke about.”

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My thoughts have coalesced into this: onefoottsunami.com/2016/11/16/whe…. I'm redoubling my efforts to help others. It helps beat back the despair.