"I was a woman possessed. I spent about 80% of my time talking about eating sushi, and the other 20% of the time I was praying for someone else to bring going out for sushi up so I could talk about it more.” -Cady Heron, 2004 -Paige Boeckner, 2025

If you only do one thing today, please do not say, “this is so aesthetic” because trust me, you sound dumb.

Facebook “poking” is back, and they have a fun new menu: “suggested” friends to poke. Maybe we’ve taken the millennial need for nostalgia a little too far this time.

#FF Paige Boeckner @MackenzieHuck Travis Klanecky Megan Conway Bill ☈ entschler Danielle Shenk Jessica Blum Molly Regina Bird Donna Shenk Emma Norwood

🎶I sleep like a baaaabbyyyyy…🎶❤️💛

Friends don’t let friends share “news articles” that are clearly AI.

I largely stay away from online politics but if this is really your opinion there is legitimately something wrong with you.

#FF Paige Boeckner @MackenzieHuck Travis Klanecky Megan Conway Bill ☈ entschler Danielle Shenk Jessica Blum Molly Regina Bird Emma Norwood Science girl

Everyone should have a spouse that orders pizza for dinner so we don’t have to cook and do more dishes. ross boeckner for the win, as usual. ❤️

I’m not sorry for who I was when Dirt Road Anthem was my entire personality.

#FF Paige Boeckner @MackenzieHuck Travis Klanecky Megan Conway Bill ☈ entschler Danielle Shenk Jessica Blum Molly Regina Bird Emma Norwood Dominic Ferraro Donna Shenk Chris Andringa

#FF Paige Boeckner @MackenzieHuck Travis Klanecky Megan Conway Bill ☈ entschler Danielle Shenk Jessica Blum Molly Regina Bird Emma Norwood Dominic Ferraro Donna Shenk Sloane Martin Debbie Antonelli Kenny Wilhite Arthur Hains Lauren West Jenna Uher

Sitting at a brewery 400 miles away from home and a girl next to me told her friend, “this is mean but I really don’t like Taylor” and I’m like GIRL TELL ME MORE.

#FF Paige Boeckner @MackenzieHuck Travis Klanecky Megan Conway Bill ☈ entschler Danielle Shenk Jessica Blum Molly Regina Bird Emma Norwood Dominic Ferraro Donna Shenk

The level of vocal fry on #LoveIsBlind9 is astounding and should be studied.

#FF Paige Boeckner @MackenzieHuck Travis Klanecky Megan Conway Bill ☈ entschler Danielle Shenk Jessica Blum Molly Regina Bird Emma Norwood Dominic Ferraro Donna Shenk Damon Benning Rusty Dawkins KLKN Sloane Martin Marty Bannister JPOnKX 🎙

I have a “keep all t-shirts” policy for myself and this little bookstore gem from 2010 is exactly why! #GBR #Carlfense

This season of #DWTS is healing the nostalgic, millennial in me and it feels amazing.

Whitney’s dance scoring higher than Elaine’s is the most unfair thing to happen on TV all week and it’s only Tuesday. #DWTS

Sobbing. Absolutely sobbing. Boy Meets World was everything to me. #DWTS