normalize sending memes to stay in touch cuz i ain’t got shit to say

Do you ever go to sleep thinking of the coffee you’re going to have in the morning or are you normal?

Them : do alcoholics run in your family? Me : no they drive…😭

Thanks The Betchelor for being my top podcast on Spotify this year. I loved all 1,746 minutes of it. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/show/1mr6TxGPb…

It’s cold enough that if you leave your leftovers in the car over night that they can still be eaten the next day

It’s sit inside your car while your gas pumps season🥶

taylor swift after travis kelce wins the superbowl

the technology that we need

I said we supposed to be saving our money

feeling kinda anxious i hope this 40 oz cold brew + 9 hours of screen time helps

Nobody: Me when I go to someone's house and they have a pet

10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU released in theaters 25 years ago today.

Facts

*FaceTime Tyler* *Answers* “I was just about to finish watching Twilight but it’s fine.”

Imagine working your whole life to be a successful artist and your music is played in a Village Inn😭

Me: “What’s your idea of a perfect night in with me?” Tyler: “One where you don’t call me gay.”