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If anyone says they hate either a character or this film, I immediately suspect you kill defenseless animals.

The dog has annexed the jammie pants fresh out of the dryer. Negotiations are ongoing.

Hopefully russia will get back to doing what it does best, killing other russians.

NAFO Breakroom Bulletin: The public utilities department has requested the following: 1. Please refrain from the operation of more than 20 microwaves. We cannot afford more rolling blackouts. 2. Coffee is not sold by the pallet. Please stop asking. 3. Please play less Swan Lake.

This could be us, but you playin....

youtu.be/2xwUuSM06xQ A wonderful time, those early 2000s.

I'll donate $1 USD for each retweet of this post (up to $400) by July 2 end of day EST Ukrainian journalist and volunteer Yuri Butusov's @Censor_Net news site is seeking to raise funds to buy 50 Ukrainian-made Wild Hornet drones for Ukrainian troops An earlier campaign has

This is a request from essentially everybody in Ukraine: we need mechanics. If you are a qualified mechanic, your skills are needed. Please contact me I will put you in touch with people who need your skills, either units fighting the war or NGOs, everybody needs you.

We are bros, homie.

Ooo Might have said something that upset him.

Fucking Traitor.

Surprisingly lovely morning in Oklahoma.

Final thought before bed: Does anyone have need for a professional storyteller? I kinda need a new job.

Been a bit angry lately, so I think we all need this.

Ladies, Gents, Theys, and Thembies, I wish you all a Happy Victory Day. May you have a marvelous day. #FuckThemTraitors #ComeGetSome #USArmyReksJohnnyReb #FuckTheConfederacy

Steuben would shout at an offender in a diatribe of profane language. When he exhausted himself, he would call over an NCO. "Here, swear at him until I come back "

Keep Willy Nelson in your thoughts, folks. The legend has been a serious car accident. He and his bodyguard were clipped by a pickup while playing On the Road Again.

Hey there #Fellas. Got some low hanging fruit for you to bonk tonight. Lots of reportable trash to peruse.

So, there I was, chilling at an intersection and this big lifted black pickup truck pulls up next. He's got one of those obnoxious flags mounted in the bed. It's all curled and looks faded. Friggin tRum- no...wait...why do I hear? *wind unfurls Huge Taylor Swift flag. "Okay then"

Grandfather passed on his Black Hills gold ring to me. He wore it every day since he was 21 when he quit smoking. The man was a monolith, a police officer, a bailiff, and the classic patriarch. He loved his family dearly and taught us a great deal about living.