there’s a woman in the my office that wants to have my baby within the next calendar year or so

when people send wedding invitations they know you won’t go to.. I’ll send you a “congrats” gtfo with that am*zon wishlist

I don’t know who I want to be

next bf has to be verse there will be no concessions

Used to firmly agree with this but then became aware of cruises in Japan

Was going to go to the office but now the sun is out so I guess I’ll swim instead

tracking which mutuals like this..

Saw a cute guy and almost face planted walking up the stairs 🥰

been waiting for something like this to happen 😒

will posting nudes help me find a husband

waist is getting sluttier

I posted this and then they took away porn

a guy I introduced to the gym is now bigger than me

bed at 10pm. amazing

re-entry to dating apps was brief. just going to be insane and introduce myself to cute guys I see in the wild

should I ask cute guy at the office out on a date