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When Americans write British characters:

Cheer yourself up with a great evening of comedy - we’ve got the excellent and off the wall Paul F Taylor at the Pavilion Atrium #Worthing on 6 November - book in on wtm.uk/events/matts-c…

Less than a week to go until we host the fabulously surreal Paul F Taylor at the Pavilion Atrium #Worthing on 6 November (8pm, £14) - grab your tickets here wtm.uk/events/matts-c…

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Peeky curtainers

WORTHING! I’m doing a newish show at my local gig tomorrow. Tickets available here

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Clarkson, owned, 100%, by Victoria Derbyshire. "Classic BBC ! Using ... er ... my own documented words. Bleedin' lefties quoting what I said, publicly ... Outrageous !"

Manchester City OKX Hello, please play against us. 🙏 I think we can beat you. 🇸🇲

Went to see Jody Kamali s mr sleepy bum today. Great stuff! If you’re able go see one of his remaining tour shows

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Me: “This year we’re having turkey for Christmas. In you come turkey” Turkey: “Gobble gobble gobble”

I drove my car into the river around a castle Then it failed its M.O.A.T. test

It’s the 1st December. Time to open the first door on your calendar

FUN FACT The song “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas” was recorded whilst Bing Crosby was asleep And instead of snoring Bing whistles in his sleep

Unintentional camouflage, backstage Banana Cabaret

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This week #brighton #standupcomedy

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