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"Boris won't rule out return as an MP". Not news. Boris also wouldn't "rule out" living forever or bedding Emma Stone or having a tilt as King of Mars. His self-importance is infamous. thetimes.co.uk/article/561c5a…

We like to dress up in our finest clothes to go to #vote.

The 9-year-old had just remarked, regarding her birth: "Well I feel sorry for Daddy if he had to sleep in a chair for 2 nights." 😳 *Take cover.*

In calling the #election for 4th July, Rishi's also banking on England having won their Last 16 game at Euro 2024 (30Jun) and excitedly awaiting the QF (5July). (Alternatively, if England were knocked out, the voters might blame the Tories for that too!)

My electricity company has just emailed me about "Your mental health". 🤨

Rain, shine, Clyde & Co keep on running! #Manchester10k Clyde & Co

There is nobody under pension age who has voted for a winning #Labour government of the UK, other than Blair's. ... For one more day... ?

We've #voted. (Yes, I know the kids are underage, but they went opposite ways, so it cancels out.)

Proj John Curtice at 3.40am: "Labour's advance is relatively modest." (+6.9%) "Much more a story of Tory loss." (-21.9%) "Turnout might be lowest for ~20yrs."

Likely an overall UK election win for apathy - about 40% didn't vote, to Labour's ~39%.

I'm in Altrincham and Sale [West] - Conservative since creation in 1945 - just gone to Labour.

Jacob Rees Mogg loses his seat; congratulates Kier Starmer and tosses out a quote from Caractacus Pott about rebirth from ashes. Of course he does.

5.20am and four-fifths of all seats declared. Labour's vote share (36.0%) is only at the average of its (losing) share in the past 2 general elections.

I was up for [Chalk] [Shapps] [Hart] [Keegan] [Mordaunt] [Frazer] [Rees-Mogg] [Donelan] Truss.

Labour's vote share is less than 34%. That's the lowest earned by the largest party since the modern age began in 1802.

Very good TV coverage during election night. I particularly admired Clive Myrie, Chris Mason, Rory Stewart, Alistair ALASTAIR CAMPBELL, and Hannah Fry Hannah Fry.

A former PM called #Truss, Couldn't bear to face up to us. She hid for an age, Then was slow-clapped on stage, And looked like she'd been hit by a bus.