It’s like I’ve just woke up from a horrible nightmare…

The current Mrs Turner asked me this morning .. “When you fall over do you want to be planted or burned ..” I said surprise me …😂

People calling out the England manager .. He has a CV as long as my arm and medals won all over Europe..

You wait 17 years and then 2 turn up at the same time

Tomorrow a nice local one .. Will be nice to meet up with the folks I have traveled up and down the country this year with .. #WestHamAway

Brilliant my Scottish team Aberdeen have won the cup ..

Down the Roman Road ..

Police holding us on the A12 for the last 20 minutes near Brentwood .. Why ..?? Essex Police

After doing a couple of golf clubs they finally let me do the conservative club …😂 🎧🎶

One of my favorite away days ..

How do you get this job on match days …⚒

Until we meet again in August my old friend ..

Mr Paul Turner ⚒🎧 And its a goodbye from Vladimír Coufal

Do you think we will get to the end of the month before people start posting mock ups of the new kit …😂⚒

Come and support Brentwood Football club in the company of myself and Mywhufc

Watching Chelsea brings it all back to me.. A special night in Prague..⚒

Tonight a few years ago Wansteadgroundhopper gantshillhammer⚒🎗️ this young lady was amazing for us ..⚒

Adrián who knows what it was like to play for WestHam at our home Upton Park .. In a major European final tonight ..⚒

Don’t need google maps to tel where I am..

Making a noise in The Old George Bethnal Green till 2…🎧