I actually do take fiber supplements, pooping on the regular is based as fuck.

I don't understand all of this, but "shinzo Abe pack chernobyl 1000" really shotgun-blasts a hole in the language barrier

Who loves tamales?🔥

Schizo posting

This is my personal 9/11

trimming my muff in the shape of the tower 2 plume

"Ohio, USA"

This should revoke your parental rights and trigger a murder investigation for the first kid.

Oh the otter’s publicity team is hard at work after they jumped that lady!

LMAO

Fallout: Jet

That's chicken with the feet still on.

The secret service has the opportunity to do the funniest thing possible right now.

A boring loser who had sex with a fish. Who could have guessed?

Kinda rubbing salt in the wounds to use a government submarine to film the wreckage of a libertarian submarine.

Remember when they replaced Country Chicken (worst MRE you could get) with Veggie Omelet (worst MRE all time)?

The most popular phone on the planet shouldn't cost me a weeks salary when I already make well above the average American.

Lmao