The JD Vance couch tweets are absolutely elite. Haven’t laughed this hard in a while Here’s a thread of some of my favorites

Read this again

ACAB (All Cops Aren't Boxers)

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I got a feeling nobody in Australia likes that Raygun lady and this was their way of telling her

Listening to Classical KC in the break room and a song Ludacris sampled came on 🤯 Ludacris “Coming 2 America Dvořák Symphony No. 9, “From the New World”, 4th Movement

Who should I talk to at Bank of America if I wanna pay off a lien that isn’t in my name?

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Been stuck at 7th & Minnesota since 3:50. The 107 only runs once an hour but didn't show. How is it even possible to miss this route RideKC?? It's like 10 miles round trip!

Hey Squarespace Help Are your DNS services down?? Trying to complete my exodus from this hellscape your website won't load.

Anybody else see e having trouble managing your Squarespace Help domain right now? I've tried on 3 browsers on 2 devices. I got a feeling they're having a traffic issue (current exodus) and aren't being honest about it

So far I've used Safari and Chrome on mobile. And now Safari, Chrome, and Edge on desktop on two different computers. Same issue on all 5 instances. Squarespace Help please stop telling me its a browser issue.

Please let the 101 & 106 operators know that 12th between Wyandotte and Main is back "open". Still some construction and the stop is inaccessible, but they don't have to detour around it anymore RideKC

Quick! Somebody make a side-by-side of that close-up of Jim Harbaugh with one of Snake Eyes from Harlem Nights!!

I know I live a privileged life and all; but not being able to connect to Rocket League’s servers feels a personal attack on my happiness

Anybody on PS4 having trouble connecting to Rocket League servers?? Been wonky since the new season started TBH

Since CTE is big in hockey now; who are the NHL’s Antonio Brown and Larry Johnson?

Let’s see if the RideKC kicks me off for this again

Alex Volkov (Thursd/AI) The real question you should ask yourself is why you felt compelled to turn it back on each time she turned it off.

The Short Straw Alex Volkov (Thursd/AI) He isn’t acknowledging this one but this really is the most important thing about this