Why have I been freezing and absolutely soaked this morning and now it’s 20° and I’m sweating 😭

Clutch died while driving home from the gym. Fucking fantastic

some of y’all just need to get laid 🖤

These are on sale in Asda, 4 for £2.80!

And this Cherry Bakewell one best not disappoint!

How he looks at me when I tell him to do something

This is what my mum would call, a rain day

Not sure why shaw keeps his place after the derby shocker Not sure why Yoro isn’t starting when he’s our best defender Not sure why Mainoo isn’t starting next to Casemiro with Bruno as 10 But we will pray in the rain for a win anyway! #MUFC

This rain at Old Trafford might even rival that rain against Arsenal that time

Try to stop myself eating shit challenge 😭

So after Uniteds horrendous start to the season, where many fans have called to sack the manager, after 5 games, where we have already played Arsenal, City and Chelsea…we are only 3 points off Arsenal who are 2nd in the league? Dramatic much? 😅

This is delicious in your coffee

Happy with himself

I was feeling sorry for Dean until he started rapping at his wedding #MAFSUK

Had to train at a different gym, forgot how good the lighting was in this specific toilet 😅

The midwife is not enjoying her wedding day at all is she 😭😅 #MAFSUK