Paul M. Latta (@paulmlatta) 's Twitter Profile
Paul M. Latta

@paulmlatta

Jack-off of all trades, masturbator of none.

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calendar_today13-05-2013 20:07:58

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Trying to board a flight is a pain in the ass these days. We did not have this issue with carry-on bags until airlines started charging for bags. In response, people started huge-ass carry-ons to avoid the fees.

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When Twitter showed up in my notifications, I used to see a cute little blue bird. Now I see an ugly ass, scary X. Fuck that.

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So much ugliness in the world. I want to kill myself. But then I see the beauty and change my mind. Sweet, soulful singers, harmonic notes from slide guitars. Thoughts of how my children would feel, keep me planted to this earth. Love is the answer to the plea To be or not to be?

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Paramount plus should change their name to Paramount minus. 4 times now we tried to watch the Grant Wahl documentary and it keeps freezing during the commercials. #paramount +

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OK, peeps, I'm genuinely scared. I get it when I do a search and then immediately see ads for that item. What frightens me is I merely THOUGHT about a long-lost childhood friend. I opened Facebook and lo and behold that MFkr's profile popped up under friend suggestions. Creepy!

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OK, here's my daylight savings time debate solution: Instead of springing forward an hour, just do 30 minutes and keep it there. See, now proponents of DST and Standard Time can drop the argument for which is better.

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userinterviews.com/r/yyktmlakd I've made hundreds of dollars through this company. It is legit and you can earn gift cards (Kroger, Amazon, etc.) by doing surveys, product sampling, and Zoom interviews. My last interview earned me $150 in gift cards. They rarely open up for new people.

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Hey Atlanta! Saw Hunter Callahan and band at Eddie's Attic Saturday. My "nephew" Elliot Phillips was playing drums. To say I was blown away by the performance seems hyperbolic, but it is a term well deserved. youtu.be/_S64ZlO3m1o?si…

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Does anyone else find it difficult watching the Falcons/Buccaneers game tonight because of the similarity of the uniforms or is it just me?

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I gotta admit, I thought Tom Brady was a great quarterback, but didn't think he was going to be good as an announcer. However, I'm pleasantly surprised and enjoying his commentary. He knows the game, he knows the players. Good job, Tom.